imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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eurotrottest:

yo-slimdickens:

strivingking:

Women be playing games like…

Him: That was just my nigga on the phone, we going out tonight

Her: Aight cool…

*Watches him the entire time he’s getting dressed*

Him: *hour later* Aight baby, I’m out! *hand on the door knob to leave*

Her: Wait hold on…

Him: What? *turns around*

Her: Are you sure you wouldn’t rather spend time with me tonight?….

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SHIT ! Girls play too damn much !

lol definitely me last semester

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tepidlachlan:

When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about

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